girljanitor:

damn-neurotypicals:

I’M EXPERIENCING INTENSE EMOTION, I say whilst completely stone-faced.

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I almost never shave, and this is why. Yet people always tell me I’d look better if I shaved. I don’t get it.

I almost never shave, and this is why. Yet people always tell me I’d look better if I shaved. I don’t get it.

Everybody have a logical time!

Everybody have a logical time!

More “I hate phones.”

More “I hate phones.”

Optimist.

Optimist.

Animals > Humans

Animals > Humans

I thought you knew.

I thought you knew.

I am become Squidward.

I am become Squidward.